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special appreciation tumbl0g for all things earthy turtles.<3
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(Source: primegifs, via funnytextposts)

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

(Source: animals-riding-animals, via funnytextposts)

consultingsuperhusbands:

#He’s like /get me out of this fuckING EGG/#//I’VE WAITED TWELVE MONTHS FOR THIS IN EGGZKABAN/#love it (via spookybuttocks)

(Source: sa123world, via superlockedintardis)

(Source: grawly, via no-more--time-war)

(Source: grawly, via no-more--time-war)

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

(via slothacorn)

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

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technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

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